Heffalumps are big and grey. Not to be confused with mice, which are small and grey. And when heffalumps get together on the internet, they get together at heffalumps.org, which is here.

The site is a site for all the things heffalumps like. So that's stories and games and food and drink and artwork and humour and a lot of other stuff too. None of this site is a commercial site, because heffalumps don't understand commerce, but some of it is private because it's difficult for big grey things to find privacy elsewhere.

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